The day I wrote about my monthly favorites

Flagging emails

Flagging emails is my current obsession. Flagging emails, sending them to the ACTION folder, and having them rot in there, instead of the regular inbox tray.

Parasol

The liberation of wearing a parasol as my anti-aging miracle cream, with the subsequent interrogation from children, why are you wearing an umbrella.

Wet underwear

My daughter wetting her pants because she had too much fun playing with her friend.

Pre-sleep thoughts

The thoughts that my mind fabricates when transitioning into slumber. I may have discovered the cure for cancer, written Not Even The Pigeons, and composed the next Harry Potter series. We wouldn’t know because all thoughts vanish the moment I wake up.

Gray hair loss

Losing a strand of hair only to discover it was gray. Small wins.

Elbow accident

Burning my elbow sliding down a bouncy castle. I’m too old for this sentence.

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